Barford Cricket Club

Barford Cricket Club

A friendly cricket club based in Warwickshire

Author Archive

Disastrous Drops and Fielding Flops

Posted on: No Comments

 

At this year’s Annual Dinner, Barford’s answer to the Cohen brothers (or perhaps the Chuckle Brothers depending on your point of view), Simon Drage and Ben Griffin re-enacted some of the key fielding moments from this years campaign. Although the production qualities are perhaps not up to the most exacting standards, Simon evidently poured his heart and soul into the acting and has certainly managed to fully inhabit the characters he was playing.

Given the vast range of actual cock-ups that they could have chosen, it was nothing short of miraculous that they managed to short list only 6 entries in each of the two categories: Disastrous Drops and Fielding Flops.

Disastrous Drops

Fielding Flops

 

Romyn’s of the Day

Posted on: No Comments

Pete Romyn has been a faithful servant of Barford Cricket Club for more years than most of us can remember. He was one of the original “lifers”, whose injection of funds ensured the clubs survival through difficult times, and yet by playing on for over 20 years he cannily ensured a small profit on the deal(!) He also served conscientiously as club Secretary during the difficult negotiations at Hareway Lane. He always played with a smile on his face, unless he’d just tweaked something, but was perhaps never happier than when settled down with a cup of tea and a cake at the break.

His predilection for timed games did set him apart from most of his team-mates, and his method of play never really adapted to the bash and crash of limited overs cricket. However, an encyclopaedic knowledge of the laws meant that he was always the first to be consulted on some of the more obscure aspects of the game and underpinned his re-invention as a league umpire.

His last match at Radway was captured by our celebrated paparazzo and shows of the full range of his unique cricketing abilities (or perhaps not).

18856696513_ed7163a9b7_o

Sandy Peirson delivered a touching eulogy at the Annual Dinner, but as the majority of it was potentially libellous and fairly unprintable (revealing the Chairman’s unseemly fascination with thongs), it is unlikely that it will ever see the light of day again. In it’s absence the following doggerel has been offered up by the Treasurer for your delectation and delight:

Pete Romyn like a very fine wine
Gets better with age unlike Simon Drage
Who’s yet to turn 40 or so we believe
He celebrates next year on Saturday eve.

But back to young Pete. The stalwart and lifer.
Paid up his subs and traded his wife-for
retirement of golf and leather on willow.
So much that he sleeps on the spare bedroom pillow.

He knows all about laws and wides and no balls.
In a quandary of umpiring? Pete takes the calls.
Are you out if the batsmen cross running a three
when the ball comes back in and gets stuck in a tree?
Or what about LB when no shot is offered
but the umpire was sleeping so’s simply not bovvered.

His on field prowess is unmatched ‘cross the lands.
He fields with holes in his feet, side and hands.
He bats with aplomb and maidens fly by.
Serve a buffet? He’ll block it and keep out the pie.

But his bowling pays dividends. Just check out the tour stats.
Bowled 2 for just six runs and kept out the big bats.
He won us the match with some help from the rest.
He was MOTM yes the best of the best.

He almost scored 50 a few years ago.
Batting fifth out at Napton the old Barford foe.
Young Romyn, only 62 playing on fire.
The score rising higher and higher and higher.
When he reached 48 hit the wall. Blocked a few.
Then the innings ran out, on came tea and a brew.
But he still bought a jug for the team post the game.
What a jolly good fellow! Romyn is the name.

Swoop_Border_30x40_Captioned

Everyone at Barford wishes Pete in his “retirement” and we’ll all hopefully look forward to seeing him as a spectator/umpire at some of our games next year…

2015 Annual Dinner Report

Posted on: No Comments

40 odd of Barford’s finest (and a few hangers on) attended the Annual Dinner at Merchants in Warwick, hosted by our fun-loving Social Secretary and Captain. The meal was up to their usual high standards and was enjoyed (I think!) by all. Interspersed with the courses were a selection of prizes, and speeches from the Captain reflecting on the season past, and the Chairman on the career of Pete Romyn who has metaphorically hung up his boots – if the chairman manages to supply a publishable version of his B C C Chairman’s poem 2015 then it can be shared with the wider world.

This year’s video production by DGM (Drage Griffin Masterworks) was a stunning reconstruction of the entries in the Worst Drop and Fielding Flop prize categories, and included some memorable impersonations (especially of the Vice-Chairman). Hopefully these can also be made available at a later date!

Many thanks to everyone involved in organising such a fantastic event, and especially to Simon Drage and Ben Griffin for their unique hosting. The prize-winners on the night were as follows:

Award Recipient
Clubman of the Year Simon Morgan
Batsman of the Year Jake Farquhar
Bowler of the Year Simon Hawkins
Fielder of the Year Simon Drage
Most Catches Simon Drage
Champagne Moment Ben Griffin
Champagne Disaster Simon Morgan
Midweek MOM Paul Johnstone
Midweek TFC Ben Griffin
Most Ducks James Kavanagh
Worst Drop Sandy Peirson
Fielding Flop Phil Morris
Best Tea Will Perry and Shawn Harrison
Best Scorer Layla Staveley
Best Retirement Pete Romyn

 

Close of Play

Posted on: No Comments

By now I’m sure you will have caught the minutes of the AGM as the final act of the outgoing Secretary. Having been press-ganged elected (surprisingly unopposed) into his shoes, it would be churlish not to comment on his tenure over the last eleven (yes, really!) years.

Simon has been Secretary of Barford Cricket Club for as long as Lionel Messi has been playing professional football, and I think it’s pretty clear who’s made a bigger impact on the world stage. Since when did Barcelona’s diminutive No 10 ever stroke the ball through extra cover or deceive a top order batsman with his slower, back-of-the-hand delivery? Let alone drag the kit-back around in his boot for most of the season or hand craft a banoffee pie for the pre-season party? To be fair, the Hawk has only chalked up the last two, but there’s always next season.

It’s hard to think of anyone who has done more to keep Barford going through the last few years including the turbulent moves away from Hareway Lane and then Leek Wootton to our current haven at Snitterfield. He’s notched up batting, bowling and the elusive clubman awards on numerous occasions and is usually omnipresent at nets and available (if selected) for the majority of matches throughout the year. He has been the veritable heartbeat of the club for a number of years, and all this despite living miles away in the depths of Coventry.

Fortunately, Simon won’t be “doing a Romyn” (at least this year), and with the burdens of administration removed from his shoulders we should be expecting some spectacular performances on the field of play next season – no pressure…

Dates for your diary

Posted on: No Comments

Now the season is done and dusted (I’m sure the statistics will be appearing in due course!), it’s time to turn your attention to the organisational and social side of the club.

First up is the AGM on Wednesday 21st October which sets the tone and lays out the plans for the future of the club. As you can see from the post from the (current) Secretary there will be some changes to the committee for next year and we’re looking for some more members to get involved with helping to run things. If you can help in any way please let Simon Hawkins know as soon as possible.

Next is the annual celebration of the Annual Dinner where we celebrate(?) the achievements of the year, the captain doles out prizes to worthy(?) recipients and we all eat and drink too much! The only difference this year is that we are avoiding the Warwick Mop so you may be able to park within staggering distance. Please let Simon International know how many of you are coming and your menu choices for the evening to make sure that you avoid disappointment…

100 Club filling up fast

Posted on: No Comments

Tickets are selling out fast for the inaugural draw of the BCC 100 club due at the end of this month. In top QVC fashion, Captain Morgan has managed to flog the majority of numbers before they’d even been printed. Premium numbers, such as the “soixante-neuf” secured by the (hyper) Social Secretary, are even rumoured to be going on to the black market at up to 100% of the original face value.

There are currently only about a dozen or so left so make sure you avoid disappointment by getting your orders to our Vice-chairman without delay (see here toasting the success of his latest charitable scheme):

Jugtastic

The original post read as follows:

“I am delighted to report that Barford Cricket Club has been approved by Warwick DC for a small lotteries licence. What this means is that we now have the go ahead to start up a 100 club, which will be a good source for fund raising for the club. The aim is to have this money available to the committee for use of the club, to support the finances of the club going forward and to invest in equipment and coaching etc.

This initiative needs your support and we hope those that can will do so.

The 100 club draw and membership will be administered by myself, with Phil Morris acting as the treasurer and one other committee members being actively involved on an availability basis. The draw will be held on or around the end of each month in the Joseph Arch Pub, our club sponsors, and prize winners will be notified by text/email and also a notice will be placed in the Joseph Arch by the Club Shirt over the fire place.

Members are free to buy as many numbers as they would like, and encourage family and friends to join up as well if they would like. Membership of the 100 club is £24 per annum, with 100 numbers available and a prize draw every single month. Meaning, each draw entry costs just £2 per month.

The aim and hope is to sell all 100 numbers and to do so within the next 6 weeks and we need you help and support.

I have attached a copy of the 100 club rules and an application form as a Barford Cricket Club 100 club. Please feel free to complete it and return it to me asap with payment or follow the payment instructions on the form. If you have a preference for a particular number I will of course accommodate that if possible on a first come first served basis.

Please have fun and join in this new club game,
Simon Morgan”

Six of the best

Posted on: No Comments

Snitterfield Six-a-Side Tournament

By popular demand, Barford CC and Snitterfield CC will jointly be hosting the inaugural Snitterfield Six-a-Side cricket tournament on Saturday July 18th, at our home ground in Snitterfield.

The tournament will be run as a fun event rather than a competition for serious cricketers, so why not dust off your old bat, get a few friends together, and rediscover your inner Flintoff.

Each team will play at least 2 games, with the winners competing in the final for a prestigious trophy. It’s a bit like Karate Kid, only with cricket.

The entry fee is £30 per team – Numbers are strictly limited so to enter a team or to find out more, please contact barfordsec@gmail.com.

Throughout the day we will be offering:

  • A fully stocked bar
  • Barbecue
  • Tea and Cakes
  • Match commentary, jingles and insults from the legendary Simon International
  • Dancing girls
  • There won’t be dancing girls

Meanwhile, why not take a trip down memory (or more precisely Hareway) Lane for some footage of the last tournament held inn 2006.

Revenge is a dish best served in the cold

Posted on: No Comments

From the Secretary:

Barford today recorded a nail biting, last over victory against a Badsey side who absolutely mullered us in tropical temperatures last year.

Badsey won the toss and opted to bat; a decision which seemed justified as their openers got off to a flying start, scoring at around 10 an over for the first three or four. Paul Stacey, who has “previous” against Badsey, was the first to strike, removing their opener with a magnificent caught and bowled. Diving away to his right, he snaffled a catch which everyone present agreed was the best catch of the season so far. No other catch by a Barford player has even come close.

Paul was bowling down the hill with good pace and accuracy and before long he bowled the other opener with a good ball that clipped the off stump. Andrew Sherratt also joined the party, bowling the Badsey number 4. This brought their first team Captain Powell to the crease, who some of us (Paul Henderson) will remember from last year when he scored 160 against us. He absolutely creamed a couple of boundaries before playing on to another excellent Stacey delivery. Paul ended a good shift with figures of 8-2-27-3.

The tight bowling continued with spells from Ben (7-2-14-2), Tim (6-1-13-0), your correspondent (8-0-25-2) and Laurence (less-said-the-better). One highlight was a catch in the deep by Simon International, where the ball landed on his left “pectoral”, rolled onto his right “pectoral” before lodging in his a fold of his jumper from which he was able to remove it for the catch. It was his first catch of the season, so well done Simon.

Sharp glove work by Phil removed the last batsman, leaving Barford with a total of 145 to chase. After an excellent Sherratt tea our reply didn’t get off to the best start when Jake was caught behind, throwing the kitchen sink at a wide one off his first ball. Paul and Ben moved the score on before Ben was bowled by Powell senior (having previously been reprieved by the Badsey captain when bowled by a double bouncer). Simon D kept up the chase with a brisk 29 and we were coasting at 80 odd for two at drinks. Martin Lusby was felled trying to pull a ball that caught him “a-midships” but stoically batted on, although by this point Badsey had pegged us back and the required rate was rising alarmingly. The temperature, meanwhile, was falling alarmingly. I must take up a summer sport sometime.

Paul Stacey biffed a couple of decent shots before being bowled, which bought Laurence to the crease to join PJ, who had passed his 50 by that point. It was clear that if Paul carried his bat we would win comfortably, but disaster stuck when Laurence hammed a ball straight back down the wicket, brushing the bowlers fingers on it’s way to the stumps – Paul was out of his ground and had to go for 65. This led to a rather buttock clenching last couple of overs with myself and Laurence scampering a lot of singles, overthrows and leg byes, before I produced a heavily improvised shot to score the winning run, with 3 balls to spare.

The Badsey side reportedly included 5 of their Saturday first team, so it was a very good victory and an excellent all round team performance. Can we carry this form to another inspiring win against Snitterfield next week? No.

Or yes.

Tim’s Magnificent Jugs

Posted on: No Comments

From the Secretary (4-3-1-3):

Following our indifferent form in the three pre-season warm up games, Barford recorded a splendid victory today in the first proper match of the season against Temple Grafton. Batting first against a youthful looking side (albeit only nine of them), Sandy couldn’t continue his early season form and was soon back in the hutch, but this bought Ben and PJ together at the crease. Both were in excellent nick, playing shots all round the wicket and running (reasonably) hard. Paul was finally out after drinks for 44, having notched up a partnership of 90 with Ben. Simon D (30) continued the good work before Ben was eventually out for 71 with the score on 160. James Beavan tried to push the score along and was unlucky to be caught on the boundary but the cause was taken up by a strident Stacey (25 not out) and a rampant Rabbit (15), followed by a cameo performance from Will Morgan. We ended on 213-8; a really excellent all round batting performance.

Temple Grafton is a lovely ground, set in a valley overlooked by Grafton Court, and we enjoyed an excellent sit down tea. before lumbering out into the field. The home side were forced onto the back foot in the second over when their opener drove an Andrew Sherratt delivery hard into the waiting hands of Paul Stacey at mid-on. It seemed like a false dawn, however, as Temple Grafton’s opener (and Leamington player as we subsequently discovered) Liam Killian pounced on anything loose. He raced to 50 and looked set for a big score, until he drilled a fierce shot back to bowler Jolly who caught it in the crook of his arm. A sharp run out from fielder Beavan and keeper Sandy shifted the odds back in our favour, before Tim snaffled another caught and bowled, this time more or less elbowing the butter fingered PJ out the way. In his next over Tim bowled Grafton’s number 6 with what Sandy described as a “banana ball”, but the best was kept for last when he pulled off yet another caught and bowled, which was identical in every particular to this

Tim’s four wickets, of which three were caught and bowled, was bad news for the Jolly family finances because a four-for and three catches both qualify for jugs.

The tail was finished off by your humble correspondent (modesty forbids me from mentioning any figures), Will Morgan who bowled 2 excellent overs and Paul Stacey, whose slightly wayward spell tested Sandy’s patience and flexibility, but got the final wicket. Temple Grafton were all out for 128.

Tim contemplating his monster round

Tim contemplating his monster round

It was a very enjoyable fixture, played in an excellent spirit which carried on long after the game at the pub, where Shawn in particular was keen to taste the sweet, free larger in Tim’s jugs. We can definitely look forward to playing Temple Grafton again next year. Well played Barford and well bowled Banana Balls.

Back to winning ways

Posted on: No Comments

After a couple of lacklustre Sunday performances it’s great to report that the midweek team are on the march again. Inspirational leader Simon “twinkletoes” Drage reports:

“On a cold April evening the Barford midweek cricket machine rolled into action for the
first of it’s 2015 season’s games. Fielding what was possibly the youngest averaged
aged team in the clubs history ( 30 ) made so by the inclusion of young Morgan
and Hawkins 13 a piece, older Hawkins 14 and the ever young International 40
later this year, ha ha. Would there be enough in the Barford tank to prevent a new
and improved T.N.C team from claiming there first victory over us ?????.

After winning the toss skipper International chose to bat first and give something to
T.N.C to chase. Openers Griffin and Farquhar set off like a rat up a drain pipe and had
put a very quick 30 on the board before Jake was caught after top edging one. This
bought Johnstone to the middle and he was soon in full flight playing his effortless
strokes all around the field. Griffin finally went for 22, caught on the boundary going
for the big six, which bought O’Rielly to the middle. Chris wasn’t with us too long as
he swung at a straight one and was given out lbw by umpire Peirson. Still we already
had 80 on the board with plenty more to come. Andy Hawkins was next in and Paul
Johnstone was soon retired on 25 ( well batted ) so little Jack Hawkins joined his dad
and they set about the T.N.C attack. The 100 was passed and everything looked good
for a big score when Andy swung at a straight one and was bowled for 11. Enter the
skipper for the final 2 overs to hopefully smash a few boundary’s at the death and
push our score. Unfortunately the only thing that died was the skipper himself who
when setting off for his first run of the night, tore some mussel in his leg and hobbled
up and down for the rest of the innings like Forrest Gump in callipers. Young Jack
finished on 17 not out and we had amassed 128 from our 14 allocated overs.

Was that going to be enough against a cold and hungry looking T.N.C side ????.

Skipper International briefed his debutant kids on the game plan, which was simple,
attack attack attack and then passed the ball to Will Morgan to bowl the first over
and what a first over it was, slick, fast and accurate ( the complete opposite to how
his dad bowls, ha ha ) and immediately putt T.N.C on the back foot. Steaming in from
the other end was Jack and it wasn’t long before he opened his account and the team’s
by taking the first wicket of the season, clean bowled. The first bowling change saw
Harry Hawkins replace Will and not to be outdone by his older brother he also opened
his account, again clean bowled. Another tight over each and the change bought
another Hawkins into the attack only this time it was Simon ( no relation to the others )
and from the other end Steve Howes. Both bowled superbly and both took deserved
wickets to get their season up and running, again clean bowled. Tight overs from Jake
and Andy Hawkins, coupled with some brilliant fielding especially by the youngsters
and another excellent performance behind the stumps by Chris and we had come to
the final over of the night. T.N.C needed 22 to win and I needed someone with broad
shoulders to carry us across the line. The ball was passed to young Will and was simply
told to bring us home. 8 balls later the game was in the bag and we were off to the
clubhouse for the first victorious pint and or coke of the season.

Well that’s how I remember how it happened.

Many thank’s to Sandy for umpiring the whole game on a very cold night.”



©2024 Barford Cricket Club :-)