Highs

• Three close games
• Very sociable hosts
• The Hawkins sisters stealing the show with the bat
• The Star, The Pulteney and The Old Green Tree
• Sandy’s infatuation with Babestation
• Five virgin tourists attending
• The best selection of real ale in recent tours
• Purdy being off in The Wild Duck (If I can’t drink it nobody can-yes I’m THAT petty!)
• Shawn ‘The Special One’ Harrison being unleashed on the Bath nightspots by his carers
• The Special One and Statto sharing the honeymoon suite
• Andrew Sherratt getting locked out of his room-he was only staying one night!
• The hotel proving perfectly adequate despite people insisting we move before even seeing it
• The Pulteney barmaids
• The dancing nutter in The Star
• Timmsy taking an obvious dive in an attempt to get Richard sent off
• The earth moved (3.4 on the Richter Scale) as Simon Drage took his “catch of the century”
• Judge Jolly’s attack of cramp and demolishing a chair in the process – see below

Some weird tour initiation ceremony?!

Lows

• Purdy being off in The Wild Duck
• Losing three close games
• Ben’s ‘Star Turn’ on Saturday
• The hotel breakfast probably not coming from Bath’s finest deli
• Tour sec unable to sample said selection of real ale
• Dr Hook’s ‘If Not You’ blasting out of the Morris car stereo
• Hotel’s parking rip off
• Phil’s never ending over
• Chairman STILL drinking Campari