The Club AGM has come around again and the following plea from our recently ennobled factotum is presented in full:
This year’s AGM will take place at the Joey on Monday 14th October at 8:00pm. It’s your chance to have your say about the running of the club, or to just get out the house for a couple of hours (in which case I suggested you bring earplugs and a pillow). Phil has ordered sandwiches and chips, although in doing so he grossly insulted the bar staff with an unfortunate reference to organ grinders and monkeys, so God knows what we’ll actually get.
Following the barnstorming success of the club dinner, Paul Henderson has decided to exit the stage with the audience wanting more, and will not be standing for reelection as Social Sec. Simon Drage has kindly offered to stand for this position. All other members of the committee have agreed to continue in their current roles.
All members are, of course, entitled to stand for election to any of these prestigious and financially rewarding positions, so if you want to topple one of the existing fat cats simply complete the attached form and send it to me. Go on – surprise me.
As part of the agenda we are also going to do a brief review of this year’s fixtures, to help Mike in planning for next season. I’ve attached a list (not entirely complete) of fixtures – if you have thoughts or suggestions about the fixture list then please bring them along to the meeting.
If you are unable to attend the meeting but would like me to raise any points on your behalf, please send me a mail.
I look forward to seeing you on 14th.
PS This AGM has Jon Lambdon written all over it.